Just how old are you?    A fun quiz

Do your bones crack when you stretch? Do you make little grunting noises when you bend over to pick something up off the ground? Oh goodness, could this mean you are getting old?

Unless your social security number is in the single digits, you can never be too sure.

Take this little test to help determine if the sands of time are drifting your way.

1. When I look around on the street, most people I see are:
a) older than me
b) younger than me
c) people? What people? How am I supoposed to see anything without my good glasses?

2. Most of my friends are:
a) single
b) married
c) dead

3. Loud music is:
a) cool all of the time
b) good at parties or bars, but a little annoying in the car beside me at the stoplight
c) the only way I can hear it

4. A popular child star when I was growing up was:
a) Haley Joe Osment
b) Wil Wheaton
c) Alfalfa

5. The last time I really got wild and crazy, I:
a) played spin the bottle and stayed out an hour past curfew
b) went out with a bunch of friends and drank too much
c) played Scrabble until a quarter past seven

6. A record payer is:
a) used by djs to spin at clubs
b) something I used to have...I think it's in the garage with all my old 33s and 45s
c) the latest craze since the phonograph

7. The 80s were:
a) the decade in which I was born
b) the decade when my fashion sense was off (harem pants and leg warmers....sheesh)
c) when I was a lot more vibrant...my nineties were a lot tougher.

8. Eminem is:
a) the hottest rapper/actor around
b) Slim Shady plus a few years and a movie
c) a wonderful confection brought out by the Mars Chocolate Company

9. If I could go anywhere in the world right now, I'd go to:
a) Disneyland
b) Europe...or maybe Australia
c) my room for a nap

10. The next vehicle I want to purchase is:
a) a Big Wheel
b) a new SUV or maybe an RX-8
c) a Hoverround

To get your score, give yourself zero points for every "A," one point for every "B," and two points for every "C." Then read below...

0 points - Young man you go to bed this instant! Make sure to get your mummy to change your diaper first.

1-10 points - If you ask a five year old, they'd probably say you are ancient. More than likely, you are in a mid-twenties or mid-thirties crisis. Every five years you will look back and realize how young you were five years before. Enjoy life to the fullest. You are in your prime and have all the tools and strength to accomplish everything you want.

11-19 points - Same as above, but hurry up...time's a wastin'!

20 points - Well, yes, you're pretty darn old. Rather than hate it, love it. You've led a long and prosperous life and these are your golden years. A lot don't make it to where you are now, and you are very fortunate. Congratulations.