Top Ten Store Signs

Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

Electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

Door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

Front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."